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cris
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Number of posts: 795
Age: 28
Location: Taguig City
Job/hobbies: businessman/technician
Registration date: 2008-11-28
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Isko : oh francisca, pwede ko bang ipasok ang ga-braso kong pag-ibig sa butas ng iyong pagmamahal?
Iska : oh Francisco aking irog, dahan-dahan ka sa iyong pananalita, hindi mo lang alam nakakabuntis ka ng damdamin.
Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?
Juan: Kuwadrado po, ma’am!
Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.
Juan: Pero ma’am, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang APAT na sulok ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog?
Jun-jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-jun: ‘Sino ang walang assignment?’
Thelma: Sabi mo, dok, safe ang calendar method.
Bakit ako nabuntis?!
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig.
Boss asks sexy secretary to a dinner after overtime:
Are you free tonight?
The sexy secretary replies: Sir, ha... Huwag naman
FREE... Bibigyan na lang kita ng discount!
Gumimik sa mall ang tatlong binatilyo...
Jepoy: Shit! Ang cute nung girl!
Kevin: Sexy pa! Grabe!
Nathan: Sino? Yung naka-mini skirt? Kilala ko siya!
Tatawagin ko, ha...... Kuyaaahhh!!!
Tatanggalin ang 26 girls sa Deal Or No Deal.
Macho Men na ang ipapalit na nakasuot ng brief na
may number. Kaya ang sasabihin na ni Kris,
"Gentlemen, open your brief case!"
Sa 1 Radio Stn. may 1 la2ki ang nagre2quest ng song:
DJ : Kanino mo i de-dedicate ang song?
LA2KI: S Biyenan ko po!
DJ: Wow! Bihira ang ganyang nag rerequest pra sa
kanyang biyenan, e ano namang kanta ang gusto mong
irequest?
LA2KI: Devil Woman!
Mister: I don't know what's wrong with me. I eat
like
a bird, work like a horse and I'm tired as a dog.
Misis: Masama yan. Bakit hindi ka magpakonsulta sa
beterinaryo?
Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?
Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 y/o na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O, sige po...
manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Itay, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si
Lolo sa inyo!
GF: Saan tayo?
BF: Punta tayo roon... sa madilim!
GF: Ha?
BF: Trust me!
GF: Ok.
Pagdating sa madilim...
GF: Bakit ka naghubo?
BF: Huwag kang maingay!
GF: Maghuhubo rin ako!
BF: Bakit? Tatae ka rin ba?
LOLA: Boy reypin moko, magiging prinsesa ako
BOY: yan, nireyp na kita, bat di ka pa nagiging prinsesa?
LOLA: Ilang taon ka na ba?
BOY: 25
LOLA: tanda mo na naniniwala ka pa sa Fairytale!
Guard: Sir, ID nyo po..?
DODONG: Eto o!
Guard: I-pin nyo po, Sir.
DODONG: Grabe namang higpit dito pati ngipin tinitignan!
Erap in War with MILF
Erap: Sumuko na kayo!!!
MILF: susuko lang kami pag naispell mo ang Ceasefire!!
ERAP Tuloy ang laban!! Durugin sila!! Padadalhan ko kayo ng Chrysanthemum sa burol nyo!
MILF: Spell Chrysanthemum?!
ERAP: Pakyu! sabi ko Rose!! Bingi!
LOLA : Paraaaa!!!
DRIVER : Bakit po, lola?
LOLA : I-ihi ako!
DRIVER : Sabi nyo i-ihi lang kayo e ba't umutot pa kayo?
LOLA : Tutoy, pag may ulan, may kulog!!!!
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markus_kambyo
pinoy overseas
Number of posts: 1972
Age: 28
Location: deep down your psycotic mind
Job/hobbies: curtainwall designer/architect,..basketball,circuit racing,photography...
Registration date: 2008-12-03
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| Subject: Re: joke time ulit Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:37 pm |
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maski old school patok pa rin tong erap joke na to...bwahahaha!!!
Erap in War with MILF
Erap: Sumuko na kayo!!!
MILF: susuko lang kami pag naispell mo ang Ceasefire!!
ERAP Tuloy ang laban!! Durugin sila!! Padadalhan ko kayo ng Chrysanthemum sa burol nyo!
MILF: Spell Chrysanthemum?!
ERAP: Pakyu! sabi ko Rose!! Bingi!
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hilata mode...
http://markuskambyo.mybrute.com
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holyshred
vip member
Number of posts: 1529
Age: 21
Job/hobbies: Basketball, Football, Darts, Guitars, Drawing N Arts
Registration date: 2008-12-13
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| Subject: Re: joke time ulit Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:35 am |
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| cris wrote: | [
LOLA: Boy reypin moko, magiging prinsesa ako
BOY: yan, nireyp na kita, bat di ka pa nagiging prinsesa?
LOLA: Ilang taon ka na ba?
BOY: 25
LOLA: tanda mo na naniniwala ka pa sa Fairytale!
Erap in War with MILF
Erap: Sumuko na kayo!!!
MILF: susuko lang kami pag naispell mo ang Ceasefire!!
ERAP Tuloy ang laban!! Durugin sila!! Padadalhan ko kayo ng Chrysanthemum sa burol nyo!
MILF: Spell Chrysanthemum?!
ERAP: Pakyu! sabi ko Rose!! Bingi!
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classic! 
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Girl, you better slow your mustang down!
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izinuka_nautot
pinoy overseas
Number of posts: 2398
Age: 25
Location: earth
Job/hobbies: lumamon, matulog, tumebatz at tumae..
Registration date: 2008-12-04
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| Subject: Re: joke time ulit Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:21 pm |
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tangnang erap!!
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rak davah??
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